To My Friend Shoebox Card

To My Friend Shoebox Card

Cover:

To my friend I definitely don't have sexual feelings for...

Inside:

I just wanted to get you this card to let you know you're a hot person I don't have sexual feelings for and I hope your day is very special.

Fun Fact

The Hall Brothers "invented" modern gift wrap during Christmas 1917 when they ran out of solid-colored tissue paper and started selling decorated envelope linings.